It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

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It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down
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Yep. That looks about like the face you'd expect. From My Fox Chicago:

Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.

This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt

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This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt
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Health insurance isn't easy in the United States, but this is something else entirely. Via Fox 8 Live:

…when the officer asked Diondre why she provided the hospital staff with the wrong name and information, Diondre pointed at her shirt and told the officer, "They must have gotten the name from this shirt." The shirt that Diondre was wearing was a memorial shirt for her deceased sister, Delores. Diondre Jones was booked with one count of Medicaid fraud and also had an outstanding attachment for failure to appear in court from a previous arrest.