No seriously, this is the worst possible idea.
The Youtube uploader MrSlackline had this to say about the situation:
I honestly can't really believe I am ok after this; probably should be dead! Anyway, that didn't happen so you guys can at least laugh at me and talk s**t, which is almost more fun. Anyway, stupid s**t like this shouldn't happen with proper planning. I was being dumb for sure, mega fail points. However, this does have relevance to the base and skydiving communities.
Funny or Die held a competition last year in which it asked viewers to create their own movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme using some green screened footage of the actor.
One year later, Marca Blanca combined that footage with some of the best epic fails, and the result is pretty amazing.
Watch “Jean-Troll Van Damme” take out a jogger, a boy in a toy car and a number of other unfortunate souls.
You never know when he’s going to appear… be very afraid.