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In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Detroit, Michigan.

Criminally Dumb Criminal moon news - 8220727040
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Via Arbroath:

Read initially refused to leave the residence, but eventually exited and resisted arrest before being taken into custody by force, according to police. The victims told police Read had commented about seeing Halley's Comet, and shortly after, began firing out a window. The victims heard several shots before fleeing the residence. Read later told officials he was not trying to harm anyone, but was shooting at the moon. He also admitted to smoking marijuana before the shooting. No victims were injured. Read was booked into Yavapai County Jail and faces seven charges including criminal damage, disorderly conduct and endangerment.