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Wasting Away

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Sensitivity is for chicks.

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Trying to cheer someone up after a break up isn't always appreciated...too soon maybe?

The World's Most Perfect Insult

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Blockbuster Chapter 2: Chapter 7

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Welcome To Facebook

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I'm Home at 5:30, be Sure to be Done by Then

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