Sorry, We're Only Accepting Batons and Riot Shields for This Trade

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That Assculated Quickly

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That's What a Serial Killer Would Say

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To Some People, Basic Physics and Astronomy are a Mere Illusion

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My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got the Blood of the Innocent

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That's TOTALLY Not Something a Crazy Person Would do

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Water: Now With 100% More Feelings

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It Does Everything Except Turn On!

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Remember St. Valentine, the Irish One?

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Also, Enjoy Your Service Charge!

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Someone's Already a Step Ahead for the "Mad Max" Future

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You Didn't Learn the First Time?

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Just a Quick Reminder: Cher is Still on Twitter, and She is Still Certifiably Insane

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Great, Now We're All Dumber for Reading This

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WHAT IS THIS STOVE-TOP SORCERY

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Did Siri Just Have a Stroke or Something?

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