Facebook in 2006

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Facebook in 2006
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Oh how naive we were. That's nothing, though, compared to the rest of the conversation:

"Hey man, people spend a lot of time on this site. I bet Zuckerberg could make bucketloads of money if he offered stock options to the public."

"Holy sh*t bro, you're right! Why hasn't he done that yet?"

Trolling Level Five Billion

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Trolling Level Five Billion
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We've posted a similar instructional how-to before, but we get newcomers all the time who need refresher courses.

How to Parent-Proof Your Facebook

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How to Parent-Proof Your Facebook
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I stared at this for like 12 hours and I didn't see any pixels so I think it's legit.

Oh Look, It's THAT Facebook Status Again

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Oh Look, It's THAT Facebook Status Again
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Holidays are the best days to stay off Facebook.

Failbook: If You MUST Abuse the Pots, Wear a Condom

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Failbook: If You MUST Abuse the Pots, Wear a Condom
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Snorting is a slightly less hazardous method of getting "the buzzes" from "weed," but it can cause irritation in your nasal cavity.