The Key To How Miley Cyrus Grew Up

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Ryan Lochte's Deeply Profound Tweeting

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Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte isn't known for being particularly articulate, or even for forming complete sentences, and his Twitter account doesn't do much to dispel that perception. But some of his finest tweets, when formatted in Impact Bold, made us seriously wonder whether Lochte doesn't put much effort into the English language, or if he's actually an undercover Zen Buddhist.

Somewhere Out There is a Rhino That Just Wants to be Russian

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She DOUBLE Likes Me!

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KitchenAid Twitter Team Member Tells Everyone How He Really Feels About the Election

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KitchenAid decided to dabble in the election craze, but soon found themselves in a whirlpool (heyo!) of controversy when one of their Twitter account managers decided to dip the pen in company ink and then scribble his personal opinions all over the internet.

KitchenAid's senior director of marketing Cynthia Soledad quickly apologized for the mishap and deleted the tweet, but not before the internet horde amassed a metric ton of screenshots. Just a reminder for companies not to give dummies the keys to the big boy car!

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Helen Keller on Miley Cyrus' New Haircut

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Who's to say Miley Cyrus' new 'do WASN'T made by a blind and deaf person? We tried contacting the real Helen Keller for information, but all we got was the cryptic message "lksdfh clkhc'ds klwh;dv"

Don't Piss

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"Don't."

"D."