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The Truth Behind Scar's Name

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A Quick Lesson in Burn

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You Need to Bathe Anyway; You're Looking a Little Crusty

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DashCon Was a Rousing Success This Year!

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A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

Must be a delightful person to work with.

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At Least They've Got Chemistry

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Exactly as I Planned It

Exactly as I Planned It

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No, That's Your Hand

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The Dangers of Taking Wisdom Literally

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Tumblr Gets Deep And Funny About Animals

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Pro Tips For Spooky Season

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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I Blink for 182 Milliseconds and THIS Happens!

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Way to be "Profound," Jerkhole

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Wholesome helpful neighbor Tumblr story | keuhkopussirotta first doing laundry my new home building spontaneously threw shirt wearing there as well because frankly only do laundry l've run out clean clothes and shirt last had sitting there, shirtless, studying washing machine person whose laundry had been here last came retrieve his own. Casually, trying act like my shirtlessness nothing out ordinary asked him if clothes drying up on line were his. He confused, and realised he not fluent

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Neighbor Is Helpful for No Reason

See, people can be nice to each other.

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That Explains the Lack of Calls...

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"Mooooom When's Dinner Ready?!"

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