the bible

the bible rap eminem
By Unknown
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Try and say all of the words in this description in one second (it's sixteen words).

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By Tarbra
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Other things that are also sins/abominations:

Eating lobster Wearing clothes made of more than one fabric Trimming your beard or sideburns Getting remarried Planting more than one crop in a field Getting raped (this only goes for the ladies, but you can smooth things over by marrying your rapist, so...) Having a wet dream Eating rare meat Touching a dead animal Menstruating (and/or earning your "red wings") Getting a tattoo