Like Breakfast, Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Early in the Morning

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Submitted by: J. G.
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He's still texting me. He will rue the day he randomly picked my number.

Always Remember What Abraham Lincoln Said About Quotes on the Internet

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Submitted by: Unknown
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You mean Monroe DIDN'T send that Happy Birthday sext to JFK?

Presenting "Jepsening," the New Way to Prank Call

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Presenting "Jepsening," the New Way to Prank Call
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Who knows? If you do this for long enough, you just might find a new phone buddy BEFORE you find a serial murderer.

If That Doesn't Work, Try Calling Her

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Submitted by: Rohit
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That moment when people's mistakes are so obvious you can only repeat what they said back to them until they get it.

Schlong and Awe

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Schlong and Awe
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Submitted by: adam
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If only Anthony Weiner followed the rules.