Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a tanning pro-tip for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Having a tan means you've been in the sun,
Not in a room with some paint and a gun.
Why pay a fee when the sun's light is free?
Look in a mirror. Can't you see?
You look like a traffic cone.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Stop with the skin-paint, orange retard.
You will draw comparisons to
All the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
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