Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I've got a tanning pro-tip for you. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee, If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Having a tan means you've been in the sun, Not in a room with some paint and a gun. Why pay a fee when the sun's light is free? Look in a mirror. Can't you see? You look like a traffic cone.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da, Stop with the skin-paint, orange retard. You will draw comparisons to All the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.