Vague Facebook Statuses in Real Life

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That's the Cotton-Scented Secret

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funny-facebook-pic-air-freshener-status
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It's Complicated

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relationships,status,Cats
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You Know That Facebook Can Write It for You, Right?

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single,relationships,status,breakups
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I Guess You Got Your Answer

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like this status if,cute,sexy,status
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Exhibit A

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crime,shoplifting,status,stealing
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Sentences. Getting Shorter.

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lame,status,summer
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Hey now, don't call things "gay." The preferred term is "homosexual."