Ah yes, another Monday most unfortunately underway. With a cup of freshly brewed black gold/lifeblood you're well on your way to keeping yourself busy enough to forget about the painful glaring reality that the week has just begun. Well good news for you, my wearisome, bleary-eyed, groggy traveler: we've got a solid collection of dank tweets that manage to offer a funny, albeit sarcastic commentary on this crazy little thing we call life. The one tweet about millennials being the generation to 'discover immortality', struck a particular chord with me: like yo, please let us have this one. Please.