No, that is not a joke and nobody is making this up. You can reserve your emoji-only name here. I gotta say, this is making me feel pretty (SMILING PILE OF POOP)(PRAYING HANDS)(SUN WITH SUNGLASSES).
Have fun, but don't say I didn't warn you.
"And that's why you never pass notes in class." - J. Walter Weatherman
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