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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

Ew, Mom.

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The Darkly Funny Tweets of Stephanie Mickus, Everyone!

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Sit and Spin

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Sex... IINNN SPAAAAACCEEEE

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Here's an App to Help With Your Ice Cream-Eating Skills, or Something

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A Dude Only Needs Two Things in Life, and Only One is Pr0n

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It's Cool Because Nobody Has Written a Song About Sex Before

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The Least You Could Do is Knock First!

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You Are What You Eat, Yeah?

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But No Seriously, How Does This Underwear Look?

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