Being Gay is a Sin

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gay marriage,gay rights,new york,oh snap,religion,sins,the bible
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Other things that are also sins/abominations:

Eating lobster Wearing clothes made of more than one fabric Trimming your beard or sideburns Getting remarried Planting more than one crop in a field Getting raped (this only goes for the ladies, but you can smooth things over by marrying your rapist, so...) Having a wet dream Eating rare meat Touching a dead animal Menstruating (and/or earning your "red wings") Getting a tattoo

Happy Trees

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bob ross,happy trees,religion,win
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Will You Be Mine, Savior?

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jesus,religion,Awkward,Wait For It,Valentines day
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Pest Control Wars

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failbook,faith,mice,pest control,religion
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Have You Shown Token Appreciation for Your Lord and Savior Yet Today?

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cartoons,comic,failbook,faith,god,g rated,heaven,jesus,religion
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She's Got Balls

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easter,faith,genitals,gentiles,jesus,religion
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Think Of All The Siestas He WOuld Have Taken Too

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alcohol,drinking,jesus,miracles,names,religion
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