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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

A Little WD-40 and You're Set!

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Created by Nafa

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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

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Alcohol is the Solution

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Created by hahahaha2012

Chemistry Zinc-ers!

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Are You Bready For This?

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Are You Shore?

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Via peggysue

Biologists Don't Play Around With the Insults

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Via Acid Cow

Yeah, He Rocks!

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Created by tierahmisu

There You Go.

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Created by Andy Levy

Leave No Phone Behind!

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Via wawnton

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The Ball is in Your Court

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Created by getfresh

Dad Will Be Here All Week Folks, Try the Veal!

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Via Alligator Sunglasses

Ctrl Alt Pun

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Created by Unknown

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Created by gregs887

We Need to Make All of These Movies to Watch During Sochi 2014

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Via Polish That Turd!

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