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Breast Cancer copypasta Featured Fail pregnant raising awareness - 5175010304
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Your friends aren't pregnant, just retarded.

From the people who brought you "I like it on the kitchen counter" and "10 inches :(" comes the new & slightly more panic-inducing:

The template is I'm _ weeks and craving _. The weeks correspond to the month of your birth (Jan = 1 week, Feb = 2 weeks, etc) and the thing being craved matches the day (born on the first and you crave Skittles).

Apparently, this is to raise awareness for something. Probably breast cancer

funny parenting image Pregnant Olivia Wilde sends passive aggressive tweet to rude subway riders
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But since this passive-aggressive tweet was open for the Internet to chime in, people piled on Wilde for riding the subway (over taking an uber) and for choosing to be pregnant (over not, and not needing to confront the rude riders).
And then there was this:

belly fat pregnant sexy - 6207153664
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It's usually unfair to assume that someone's pregnant, but why would she show her belly like that? I mean, she took the time to roll up her shirt to the exact level her womb would be if it was fertile.