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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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This Police Department Just Won 4/20 With a Single Hilarious Tweet

Ah, breathe it all in: Stoner Christmas is upon us. Did it smell particularly dank on the commute to work this morning? Mysterious clouds and coughs and maniacal fits of laughter pervading across your area? Happy 4/20, and isn't it nice to see a little humor from a police department hailing out of Minnesota, which is a state already harsh on marijuana laws. Yep, possession of 42.5 grams of marijuana's classified as a felony with implications of up to 5-30 years in prison.

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