Peaderasty in a Can

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peas,pedophile,pedophilia,pun,puns,young
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Creeper Level: Terrifying

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creep,creeper,pedo,pedophile,stalking
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If the immediate greeting of "HI SEXY" and obvious indifference that his conversation partner has barely reached puberty isn't enough, the popped collar and grimacing half-smile puts him squarely into the creeper record books.