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The Olympics are hard enough.

You've got the best athletes in the entire world up against you, and you need to be at the absolute top of your game to succeed.

The last thing you need is the Olympic village itself trying to defeat you too.

That would seem to be the case for poor Johnny Quinn, who had to ram his way out of a bathroom that had a jammed door just a few days ago. Earlier this morning, Quinn found himself trapped again, this time in an elevator in his hotel.

Johnny Quinn: breaking barriers all over the place! Now if only the Russian government would follow his example...

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USA Superfan Leslie Jones Live-Tweets Herself a Trip to the Olympics

Saturday Night star Leslie Jones has resurfaced on Twitter just in time to live-tweet all the action of the 2016 Olympics.

Leslie Jones is taking on every Olympic sport and rooting on team USA with a terrifying passion. Her love of the Olympics has gained the attention of the Internet and has earned her a personal invite from NBC Rio Olympics producer Jim Bell.

We really hope this is not a joke. The Rio Olympics NEED a little Leslie Jones commentary

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GJ, Sochi utilities committee, GJ...

Russia's unpreparedness for the Sochi Olympics has been widely publicized, but now it seems like their shoddy construction runs right down the bathroom doors in the Olympic village.

American bobsledder Johnny Quinn got trapped in one of the bathrooms because the door jammed. Thankfully, Quinn's bobsled training involved a lot of... ahem... forceful thrusting. Rather than face a slow, agonizing death in a Sochi dook hut, Quinn used himself as a battering ram to break through the door to freedom.

After all, he's an American! He knows all about freedom!

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We don't have a site for Mars, but we DO have one for the Olympics! Check it out here!