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Site Specifically Tailored for Single Trump Supporters Wants to Make Dating Great Again

Just when I thought I'd seen it all with dating apps, this shit comes to fruition: a dating service intended for likeminded, single Trump supporters ready to swipe right on making dating great again. At least we've a venue that can act as a beacon for the lost, single souls out there bonded through their shared respect, potential adoration for the tangerine-skinned, golden-haired Prez Elect---DJ Trump. "What are your thoughts on the Wall?" Solid conversation starter material right there.

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The Best and the Worst of Last Night's First 2016 Presidential Debate

Last night Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debated passionately for 90 minutes at Hofstra University in New York, for the first Presidential Debate; and it was just about as ridiculous as anyone might expect it to be. Here are some of the highlights making the rounds on our news feed today.

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Newest Donald Trump Conspiracy Theory Claims Donald Trump's Being Blackmailed With Sex Tape by Russian Spies

The latest Donald Trump conspiracy theory to come out the woodwork claims Russian government spies have turned Donald Trump into their puppet by blackmailing him with a sex tape of him in an orgy. And here we thought Donald Trump as the Dark Lord was insane.

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Foolish Cleveland Fan Opts for the Premature 'Champs' Tattoo, and the Internet Is Here to Smack Him With Instant Regrets

Let this be a lesson to us all...probably not the best move to celebrate the win of your favored team in the World Series with a tattoo, if they haven't actually won yet.

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