Winter is the worst possible timing for depressing music.

An snarky post on Slipknot's Facebook page reveals that bands who spend too much on drummers and drums can't afford to pay for much else.

And the fourth album could be called "That One," the fifth one could be "All of Them ..." The possibilities are endless!

Everyone! Please give a warm round of applause for Amanda Bieber, our reigning troll champion.