Holidays are the best days to stay off Facebook.

And by "we" I mean "me." Staring at the faint glow from my monitor with your face as my desktop wallpaper as I fall asleep, so that one of these nights you will make it into my dreams.

It's okay, at least you aren't alone.

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If by some amazing grace you've been spared the newsfeed onslaught, this is what we're talking about.