Just Wait Until You Have Kids!

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I am Strong on Plow!

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Fix your broken heart with laughter on Dating FAILs!

Yes Ma'am, Right Away

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Holy Passive-Aggressiveness, Batman!

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Hey Hey, You You, I Don't Like Your Boyfriend!

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A match made in crappy rock/pop heaven: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback are engaged to be married. Sk8rs gonna sk8, but I do have this to say to Avril Lavigne: you better not get in the way of Chad's involvement with Nickelback. Who else would I turn to for my dose of edgy yet radio-friendly pop rock besides Green Day, Shinedown, Five Finger Death Punch, Anberlin, 3 Doors Down, Seether, Guns N' Roses, Hinder, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Chevelle, Avenged Sevenfold, Everlast, Drowning Pool, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Theory of a Deadman, Fuel, Daughtry, or Three Days Grace? WHO, I ask you!

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You Stay Classy, Wal-mart

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The Power of Twitter Catches an Adulterer in the Act

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You best watch who you hit on when you're a married man, because it could be a model with 13,000 Twitter followers. Brian Presley did not take this advice to heart, as the "actor" you've probably not seen on such shows as General Hospital and 7th Heaven has been married for all of the last ten years.

Of all the ways to FAIL at hitting on strangers, this is one of the worst.