Behold, Mark Zuckerberg's First Website

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This is what 15-year-old Mark Zuckerberg's first website looked like. Seeing as it was made in the '90s, that yellow eye was pretty fancy schmancy.

FACEBOOK PRIVACY NOTICE: I Hereby Declare That I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

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It seems as if the ol' super official privacy notice is making its rounds on Facebook again. For your edification, in case you were planning on posting it yourself, it does nothing. It may seem like it's legit because it's written in semi-legalese, but it's basically a glorified "keep off the grass" sign.

The Facebook Billion

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Facebook recently hit one billion users. Yup, that's right: 1/7th of the entire world's population is ridin' the Zuck Truck. Aside from riding a figurative automobile with a cheesy name that I just made up, here are some other things that those billion people have in common.

Artist Sculpts Shrine of Zuckerberg's Face With a Book

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It's Zuckerberg's FACE made out of BOOKS, get it? Cute pun aside, this video of artist Red Hong is pretty cool to watch.

Spoiler: The Faceboat Sinks at the End

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From the submitter:

I thought about "The Social Failure II" but this is probably more understandable to those that never traded with stocks before. And yes, the Facebook stock price sure got the same profile as Titanic...

U Mad, Zuckerberg?

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Facebook's stock is spiraling out of control faster than Sean Parker's coke addiction in The Social Network.

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