True friends won't pick Banshee Boardwalk.

CasinoRoy thought he would have a little fun with people on Facebook, so he looked up people with the same name as him, subsequently reproduced their profile pictures, then sent them all friend requests. Being a Facebook creeper was never this fun!

As tweeted by the world's worst Justin Bieber fan.

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

Now THAT'S a "wardrobe malfunction!"