Alternative title: Either you're with bacon, or you're with seitan. Vegetarians and vegans will get this joke.
Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.
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