Man, Call of Duty perks are a treasure trove of dirty puns! "Hardline," "Blind Eye," "Fast Hands," "Extreme Conditioning."
Get over here and play a video game!
Hey! Hey! You know what would be an awesome idea? Let's take our relationship problems and (wait for it... here's the best part...) post them to a site where all of our friends and family can see them! Talk about a recipe for success!