Other things that are also sins/abominations:
Eating lobster Wearing clothes made of more than one fabric Trimming your beard or sideburns Getting remarried Planting more than one crop in a field Getting raped (this only goes for the ladies, but you can smooth things over by marrying your rapist, so...) Having a wet dream Eating rare meat Touching a dead animal Menstruating (and/or earning your "red wings") Getting a tattoo
One Internet legend shared his amazing story of how he joined a white pride Facebook group, gained admin power, and eventually changed the name to 'LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama.' It sounds like a hack, but it's actually a lot easier than you would ever imagine.
The first step of the troll begins with befriending a large amount of racist Facebook "friends," which is actually quite simple, according to Virgil Texas (our protagonist in this story).