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A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.

The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.

Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.

Not sure if these are inspiring displays of shimmering insanity, or the kinds of trainrekt people that make me never want to drink again. At least the glory (horror?) stories make for a wildly entertaining ride, oftentimes chock-full of booze-induced, blissful chaos.