If you're going to break up with someone it's probably best you don't do it in a text. And if you do send a text it's probably best if you don't send a list of every possible thing that you found wrong in the relationship. Life lessons people, we're handing them out like hotcakes.
However I totally get the why she was being rude to your cat...That's a deal breaker, ladies.
This guy knows what I'm talking about:
Via Elite Daily:
A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."
You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.