Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone

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If you're going to break up with someone it's probably best you don't do it in a text. And if you do send a text it's probably best if you don't send a list of every possible thing that you found wrong in the relationship. Life lessons people, we're handing them out like hotcakes.

However I totally get the why she was being rude to your cat...That's a deal breaker, ladies.

This guy knows what I'm talking about:

Some Cops Understand What It's Like to Be Blackout Drunk

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

Weird Al Gives a Grammar Lesson You're Gonna Want to Dance to

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Day two of Weird Al's week of music video premieres is here with a catchy reminder that you've probably been committing some crimes...Word Crimes.

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