I Love You, You Love Me. But Isn't This an Expression of Selfish Lust?

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barney the dinosaur,philosophy,existentialism
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Children; they envision me as a breathing, living dinosaur. Yet I am nonexistent. I exist as a representation of their own projections on to a stuffed doll. I see now what men are after: entities that only exist to them and no one else.

Bacon Existentialism

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bacon,philosopher,existentialism
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"Alex, I'll take Theoretical Baconology for $2,000."

Whatcha Thinkin' About?

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existentialism,whatcha thinkin about
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I dunno, existentialism stuff, I guess.

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