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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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Overserved Pizza Bro Wins the Hearts of the Internet After His Shamelessly Honest Sick Note

A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn't be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.

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