WARNING: Language in this video.
The Toast writer (and nigh-perfect Twitter user) Mallory Ortberg asked her followers about the most dad-like dad story they've ever experienced. This is just one of the best responses.
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
An Ideal Justice System
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Thanks for Sharing, Bro!
Just Because Your Over the Hill Doesn't Mean You're Not Getting ...
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
I Ear They Taste Good
When Bullies Made Fun of His Shoes, One Student Picked Up ...
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