Some People Are Better at Being Grown-Ups Than Others

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It's Like It's a Conspiracy to Sack and Pillage Uteri Everywhere

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The only other modern-day usage of the descriptor "Trojan" is when we're talking about a Trojan virus, and a virus is probably the last thing you want to associate with a condom.

A Hefty Insurance Package

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Try Before You Buy

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Battle of the Sexes: Round 601

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There's a Horse in the Room

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Use Several Kinds of Protection

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