The Last Part He Probably Said Quietly to Himself in His Head

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Some people get embarrassed when they're buying condoms. This guy isn't one of them.

He's also creepy around strangers, but at least he's self-confident.

It's Like It's a Conspiracy to Sack and Pillage Uteri Everywhere

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The only other modern-day usage of the descriptor "Trojan" is when we're talking about a Trojan virus, and a virus is probably the last thing you want to associate with a condom.

Nothing About This is Okay

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A Brazilian ad agency came up with a campaign for Olla Condoms called called "Unexpected Babies" to scare the crap out of Brazilian men.

The condom campaign targets "specific guys and creates actual Facebook profiles for their unborn children (by tacking "Jr." on to their names), who then attempt to friend daddy."

I'm pretty sure it's against Facebook's rules to create profiles for someone who doesn't exist. Also, pregnancy scares are THE WORST. Why would you manufacture false ones? ¡Basta

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