The Last Part He Probably Said Quietly to Himself in His Head

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The Last Part He Probably Said Quietly to Himself in His Head
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Some people get embarrassed when they're buying condoms. This guy isn't one of them.

He's also creepy around strangers, but at least he's self-confident.

It's Like It's a Conspiracy to Sack and Pillage Uteri Everywhere

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It's Like It's a Conspiracy to Sack and Pillage Uteri Everywhere
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The only other modern-day usage of the descriptor "Trojan" is when we're talking about a Trojan virus, and a virus is probably the last thing you want to associate with a condom.