In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.
In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.
Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.
Ahh, 4chan. What would the internet be without you? A whole lot better, but a whole lot less interesting, that's for sure. Their latest prank is one in which several users decided to actually shave their heads, and then post the pictures on Twitter with the hashtag #baldforbieber, leading people to believe that Justin Bieber has cancer.
When Beliebers find out it's a hoax, they'll probably be both elated and mad. "But... but I thought it was true! You really think that someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?"
Indeed they would, random internet user. As sure as the sun rises in the east, and that the Earth is the center of the solar system.