"Alex, I'll take Theoretical Baconology for $2,000."
Only terrorists hate bacon!
Don't take it too personally though, ladies. Why, you ask? The Husband page only has 4063 likes (as of when I checked).
Alternative title: Either you're with bacon, or you're with seitan. Vegetarians and vegans will get this joke.
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