Bacon Existentialism

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Bacon Existentialism
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"Alex, I'll take Theoretical Baconology for $2,000."

Bacon Reigns Supreme

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Bacon Reigns Supreme
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Don't take it too personally though, ladies. Why, you ask? The Husband page only has 4063 likes (as of when I checked).

Either You're With Bacon, or You're With Satan

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Either You're With Bacon, or You're With Satan
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Alternative title: Either you're with bacon, or you're with seitan. Vegetarians and vegans will get this joke.