Do You Want It Toasted?

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Nope, I want it burned...

Ummm, Yeah!

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Jared is My Homeboy

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The Subway "Umm" Challenge

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By Unknown
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Can YOU order Subway™ without stuttering, pausing, or hemming and hawing? Try it today!

(We swear this isn't an ad)

(You don't have to go to Subway if you don't want to. We're sure there are plenty of other fine sandwich establishments in your area. Hell, if you don't want a sandwich, maybe you could get Chinese instead. It's UP TO YOU)

Lord Subway Demands an Apology

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It turns out Jared's famed "Subway diet" wasn't so much a "diet" as it was a horrific process of brainwashing and forced servitude.

The Best Way to Get Dumped

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Jared Tries the Subway Diet

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