If it were, would that make it French Canadian?

No, literally, everyone had some Canadian in them at the hotel that night!

A match made in crappy rock/pop heaven: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback are engaged to be married. Sk8rs gonna sk8, but I do have this to say to Avril Lavigne: you better not get in the way of Chad's involvement with Nickelback. Who else would I turn to for my dose of edgy yet radio-friendly pop rock besides Green Day, Shinedown, Five Finger Death Punch, Anberlin, 3 Doors Down, Seether, Guns N' Roses, Hinder, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Chevelle, Avenged Sevenfold, Everlast, Drowning Pool, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Theory of a Deadman, Fuel, Daughtry, or Three Days Grace? WHO, I ask you!

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I signed on this morning to find THIS in my inbox. Someone needs to look at my profile a bit more closely methinks.