"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
Of all the wild and unexpected friend requests/random messages any social media subscriber is apt to find in their inbox, the last thing you'd expect would be a damn message from an inmate who somehow has access to a working cellular device; but alas, here we find ourselves --- deep in the pits of WTF Facebook land. The real, unavoidable question here though, is how in the hell did this dude manage to lock down a phone and get these texts off!
Arnie was attending the Special Olympics World Games 2017 in Austria, and proceeded to post a heartfelt video about how the athletes in the game actively inspire him. Unfortunately some trolls out there are entirely lacking in the human decency category. Fortunately, Shwarzenegger stepped in to enact righteous termination on said troll.
The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em.
Tacos are supposed to be food for the soul, with every salsa-soaked, spicy, guac-dipped bite a tortilla-wrapped stepping stone on the path to ultimate enlightenment. But nnnoo. This evil, soul-crushing, stomach-turning restaurant had to go and serve up a Barbacoa Taco from the literal pits of hell. Brace yourself, this shit's harrowing.
For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs.
These freshly roasted and toasted fools brought the barrage of ruthless insults on themselves. Bonus points to the witty and creative dudes that managed to be extra clever amidst the ritualistic process!