A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn't be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.

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It's gotta be the coffee, donuts, rinse down and repeat routine. That's my running theory right now. Okay, not actually though. Clearly their social media game is on lock. Just cause these law-enforcing, pistol-slingin bros rep the badge don't in any way imply they can't rock the shit out of some innocent, chuckleworthy humor. Seriously though. Some of these posts from the Oconee County Georgia Sheriff's Office are greatness.

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Part of me right now is harboring the gut kind of instinct that the Donald had to have knowingly stirred the pot of chaos on this one. I mean dude, not only is this the wrong Ivanka, but she's evidently an outspoken environmentalist. See for yourself with the tweet she decided to respond back with after DJ Trump's original botched attempt to touch base with the wifey on Twitter:

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All signs right now point to the fact that Jerry Jones would appear to be one of the rare people out there who stubbornly continues to hold out hope for Tony Romo. During his appearance on 105.3 The Fan on Tuesday he said the Cowboys haven't made a decision about Romo yet, but that he believes Romo is yet destined to be in a Super Bowl in the near future.

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The first possibility and source of the confusion here is that this could be some sort of sexualized marketing stunt. Or what we have is a prime example of a young lady that managed to capitalize on the clear, hard fact her boyfriend appreciates her voluminous curvatures and wants/needs to cozy up to such pillowy goodness on a nightly basis. The broheme likes big-butted bedspreads and he cannot lie, us other readers can't deny...and yeah, that's all I got.

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Brewers Pitcher Matt Garza went and lobbed a supremely controversial mansplanation when he aimed to explain to actress Jessica Chastain on Twitter, what his opinion of birth control was. This followed after she tweeted concerns over the implications of the Senate repealing Obamacare on women having access to birth control.

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