Creepy First, then Happiness

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Creepy First, then Happiness
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For clarification, it says: "He may bring the happiness to you!?". The interrogative tone has me a bit worried here.

I'm Sorry, They're Never a Joke

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I'm Sorry, They're Never a Joke
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"Can't" throw it? Is that a challenge, poorly-done novelty gag gift?