From the submitter: "If only I hadn't been ordering Chinese food with my mom this evening, I really would have enjoyed a roast pork boy toy. Of course, if the boy toy has been roasted...that's just disturbing."
Clean it with organic impregnant
Don't hang things in declining way
Mustn't roast things on stove
In winter, you'd better warm the interface appreciably with heating machine
Leatheroid and wet painty surface