That's Not My Name, That's My Race. Try Again.

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I would have accepted my religion and/or eye color, though.

Kengo is Everything and Nothing

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Reddit user bennythejet teaches English in Japan. This was an assignment that one of his students turned in. I think he has a bright future of Engrish ahead of him.

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