That's what she said!

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good,g rated,her,please,rise,signs,stalactite
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That's always what I ask first!

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breakfast,dishwashers,french,g rated,missing,please,signs
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S'il vous manque quelque chose pour le petit déjeuner, veuillez vous addresser à la plonge !

If something is missing for your breakfast, please ask the dishwasher!

Please be carefule=

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careful,caution,door,fill,finger,g rated,please,warning
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Stop selfing yourself!

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himself,please,signs,thanks
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"Please don't self hinmself Thank's."

Seen in a shop.

Beware!

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burgers,burglars,food,g rated,invitation,lock,please,signs,windows
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Beware, killer burgers on the loose!

Do not throw to the toilet!!

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attention,bag,bathroom,menstruation,plastic,please,signs,toilet,women
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Found in the bathroom of my local fitness centre in Iceland.

Welcome to China!

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China,g rated,hotel,luggage,please,refuse,workers
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sign in the airport shuttle