Simple Directions, Complex Item

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candle,engrish,flying,Hot Air Balloon,notice
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From the submitter:

"A wishing candle is a paper balloon with a wax block you light, it goes up, and voila. You make a wish for a deceased loved one.(hot air balloon but much smaller scale) we read the instructions, but we couldn't get past number 1. Maybe if I pick option 'open'."

WE ARE SORRY FOR THE DESEASE

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disease,emergency,g rated,Italy,notice,out of order,public,signs,sorry
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a sign in rome. also note how ridiculously long the emergency number is.

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